Simply put, the whole retro theme that Newgrounds has is both its gift and curse. again after a decade than, say, getting impressed with how far CGI boobies have gone. Like I said, they’re more of a novelty, so the experience here is more akin to playing Super Mario Bros. So, you can’t expect ’s adult games collection to exactly be the kind of place where you press buttons while rubbing your bean until it squirts big girl juice. That is, unless you’re into crude animation and early 2000s graphics (hey, to each his own). Since you’re mostly getting retro flash games-some are even so rough and old you’d think it was done by a horny grade schooler-, that means this isn’t exactly the perfect place to get your jollies on. So, for that reason alone, Newgrounds Adult Games is pretty much your best option if you’re looking for something retro.
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If either (or both!) of those is the case, then it’s safe to say that you won’t find a larger library of old-ass porn games in this site dating back to the early noughties.Īs such, even if you’re not looking for some 4K HD quality animated fuck scenes, you’ll find that Newgrounds Adult Games has that certain charm that comes from the novelty of its content, which encompass anywhere between dating simulations (like the Meet N Fuck series or Twinkle Revue) to RPG titles like Crimson Keep. So, for one, it’s good if-like me-you’re an aging trooper looking to give that willy one last wank before retiring for the night or, say, if you’re a REAL connoisseur highly interested in the history of porn flash games. Given how long its history is, Newgrounds’ adult games section would obviously have a treasure trove of content for you.
I’ll tell you more about it as we go one. Jokes aside, Newgrounds adult games has been around for as long as the site itself, and I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing. Now you guys could be masturbating trolls TOGETHER! In fact, even if you don’t count their adult games section, you’ll find that this is one of the most well-maintained hubs for animation, flash games, music, and fan art.Īnd hell, I’d even go so far as to say that you could say goodbye to being a weird, solitary masturbating troll once you encounter the wonders of Newgrounds, because it has one of the most active online communities out there.
Especially if we’re talking about their adult games section.Īs I’ve mentioned, has been around for a hot minute now, and it’s not showing any signs of slowing down. Still, it’s a rather pleasant surprise to find out that Newgrounds has been going strong after all these years, and if it has something to offer this old dog right here, then I’m pretty sure you’re going to find stuff that’ll tickle your pickle when you visit the site, young buck. And I’m not talking about Miley Cyrus old here, folks I’m talking about Destiny’s Child-era Beyonce Knowles old up in this bitch (there I go again).
But enough about that: I’m here to tell you everything you need to know about Newgrounds Adult Games.įirst off, is a site that’s been around for a long-ass time. In fact, it takes me back a long time that it’s almost scary (God, I’m old).
So, as you could say by the title of this article, this Newgrounds Adult Games review takes me back.
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